Morning, glorious (and sunny so they say) on election day. Although morning we delivered 3 votes each in a different color the only choice seems to matter is the president, as deputies and senators are the same in this, our system of presidential government.
Unfortunately for the grandparents, old people and men in general, the first polls show the majority would have a woman, and in the 2nd round or as we say we European ballotage , won the arduous post of chairman of Shilo. but in one of these, you can wipe the smile surprise of Harry Potter, giving way to Uncle Rico or Milhouse ... who knows.
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And the nominees are:
1 - Sebastián Piñera :
- Party: National Renewal (center right?) Christian Democrats (as they say / said)
- Profession : Magnate
- Pros: Magnate, theoretically should not steal all the money you have.
If you have what it should not be a jerk, no?. Smart, business skills and may be a good steward of Chile. No vote in the plebiscite. Never honored the unspeakable. Brother of someone as COOL as the Black Piñera.
- Cons: Magnate, it seems strange that someone with 1,000,000,000 dollars gets in the presidential race? thirst for power that seems suspicious. Sh, with all that money as there will be stolen!. Is in the middle and can not decide whether to be the Alliance or the Coalition to be dissent. Speak badly about the government's unspeakable, but got rich following the game they introduced us. Brother of someone as pathetic as the Black Piñera.
- dadaiquista Forecast: 22% of the votes
2 - Michelle Bachelet:
- Party: Socialist (left mercantilist former revolutionary)
- Profession: uterus useful. Medical
- Pros: Women is, you know the genre represent ..... bla bla bla bla. Because of his age and must have passed the worst phase of menopause so here we should not expect outbursts in the middle of a summit or tears in the middle attacks parade. His daughter is cool, because it conflicts drunk in Las Condes. The resulting supports the socialist party people went to Europe and returned to reinvent our beautiful Chile.
- Cons: is Women. Want revenge on us only because God made us superior. Know any woman who has been in power without being ruthless?. Minister that it was?. has never been in an elected office. her daughter is a niñaproblema, because it conflicts drunk in Las Condes. You can not calm your child and will be the president of all Chileans pressure?. Supporters of the Socialist Party's inconsistent q went to Europe to return and spend the summer in Zapallar and Cachagua. looks like harry potter.
- Forecast dadaiquista: 45% of the vote. Goes to ballotage, and there wins.
3 - Thomas Hirsch:
- Party: Humanist (left "hate the right to property but I have a gentle plot")
- Profession: Ehm. ... Humanist?
- Pros: A true Latin Americanist. Not afraid to speak the truth. Goes to the bone and represents the entire shawl that has no idea of \u200b\u200beconomy and believes the best is to live poor ... but equal. He was in consultation in the 90 but realized the corruption of the machine and went to the side neohippies. He was a strong contrast to the unspeakable. Is Jewish, and that's good for the multiculturalism of Shilo. It is the only claim against Bush. Smart. It supports florcita Motuda.
- Cons: neo hippie, zampoñero, mapuchologo. as may be afraid of saying the truth if nobody votes for him. You are a communist? Socialist? neotrostkysta? who are you??. He was at the meeting and as it turned out not change the weaker side to buy all their power. Is Jewish and does not represent the 10 grandmothers Catholic left in Chile. Problems! Problems! throughout Chile! and the solutions would .......??. It supports Florcita Motuda.
- dadaiquista Forecast: 4%
4 - Joaquin Lavin:
- Party: UDI (Union dictatorship indefinitely, Right!)
- Profession: Smile Walker, Bolt, owner of the university.
- Pros: represents the best of the ancient Christian values. an intelligent man, a great commercial engineer. public servant with 15 years experience. know "the real problems of the people." Rich daughters. Optimistic man, not a kick in the balls would take her smile.
- Cons: supported the unspeakable. called to vote Yes has run only from 99 and will leave the 2nd or 3rd .... Represents the worst of the ancient Christian values. rich your debt to the municipality of Santiago sales engineer ... my ass. "Real problems of the people" wena po population. His daughters rich, became a nun and another cartridge is not because there is higher. Chile hates his eternal smile!
- dadaiquista Forecast: 25% and goes to the second ballot where he loses.
Here ends the "Guide for kindly .....", dadaico dot blogspot dot com , we hope to be helpful and that tomorrow, respecting diversity, and extolling the democratic value that gave us many brave fulfilling their civic duty. And as they say ...." vote well, throw the government! ".
Public Disclaimer: The opinions presented in the pros & cons do not necessarily represent the sentiments of this blog, but try to channel the concerns of the shawl.
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